Just as a note, my charming little Pollo is also saying hilarious things, but it is primarily the way he says things, in his small little spanglish accent, that is what cracks us up the most and doesn't neccessarily translate well into this forum. The other two are just plain crazy:
"I want to get on an airplane - I miss Jesus and want to go see him." announces Chicken Nugget at the dinner table
"Does the Devil brush his teeth?" Chicken Little at bedtime to procrastinate
"How do you spell their number?"Chicken Nugget trying to call Grandpa to wish him a Happy Birthday
"Mommy, you have a gobble-gobble," as Chicken Little grabs the skin under my neck
"I no poo-poo in the potty" Chicken Nugget in rebellion mid-situation as I scoop her up and smack her down on the toilet, barely clearing the saw blade resting on the back of the seat - no judgment people, we are in construction!
"Mommy, Evan is my boyfriend and he LOVES me!", Chicken Little annouces to which I reply, "I thought Evan and Camilla (Chicken Little's best friend) were together and in love?" The response: "Nope. Now Camilla likes Jada." Jada is the third girl in the three best friends, so this surprises me a little. "Why does Camilla like Jada?" I ask nonchantly as I fold my pants.
"Because Jada is pretending to be Justin Beiber, and everyone loves Justin Beiber!" Obviously.